Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding. Older Woman:
Oh, I see.
Well, I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Traffic Cop:
Don’t have one? Older Woman:
No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop:
I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman:
I can’t do that. Traffic Cop:
Why not? Older Woman:
I stole this car. Traffic Cop:
Stole it? Older Woman:
Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman:
Is there a problem sir? Officer 2:
My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman:
Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!Officer 2:
Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Is this your car, ma’am? Older Woman:
Yes, here are the registration papers. The traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2:
My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Thank you ma’am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! Older Woman:
Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies